I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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Frances Bean Cobain

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sskylarcheyennee:

Make me this birthday cake.

sskylarcheyennee:

Make me this birthday cake.

droopy-sock-puppet-brigade said: Blink 182 songs for the signs?

astrolovecosmos:

Aries- “Feeling This” and “Joise”

Taurus- “Always” and “I’m Lost without you”

Gemini- “The Rock Show” and “Apple Shampoo”

Cancer- “I miss you” and “What Went wrong”

Leo- “Every time I look for you” and “Mutt”

Virgo- “First Date” and “What Went Wrong”

Libra- “All the small things” and  “Carousel” 

Scorpio- “After midnight”, “All of this”, and “Easy Target” 

Sagittarius- “What’s my age again?”

Capricorn- “Dammit” and “Up All night”

Aquarius- “Wishing Well”

Pisces- “Down” and “Man Overboard”

littl3sunflower:

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inspirationbymaria:

This is soo true

inspirationbymaria:

This is soo true

batmanisagatewaydrug:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

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dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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joshpeck:

​me whenever i don’t get enough notes on my selfie

joshpeck:

​me whenever i don’t get enough notes on my selfie

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