highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

(Source: v-i-q-q-e-n, via lifeless-wine)

(Source: gifyourass, via allyjiinx)

coven-of-the-articulate:

this kind of art is so important 

(Source: jedavu, via allyjiinx)

(Source: yeahwetimeless, via mrsleading)

dekutree:

girl: fuck me daddy

me: don’t call me daddy…call me dad

girl: ok…dad…are you gonna make me cum today?

me: ask your mother 

(via satans-goat)

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

(via lifeless-wine)

diamonddollxox:

💎

(via allyjiinx)

(Source: bellblake, via satans-goat)

unheroically:

😉

bisexual-community:

Bisexual Pride + Visibility Memes (english language). Look here for more:

(via actualprinceahope)

tranzient:

FRANK
FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE
I JUST…
I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

tranzient:

FRANK

FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE

I JUST…

I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN

IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.

OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

(Source: scrotumcoat, via satans-goat)

"Sometimes I just wanna fuck, and sometimes I wanna be in love, and sometimes I wanna be alone."

— (via v-a-n-s)

(Source: hannibal914, via brokentrust-and-brokenhearts)

(via vaginanut)